* Jone’s Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

* Terman’s Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.

* O’brien’s Variation:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

* Conway’s Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

* The Peter Principle:
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.

* H.L.Mencken’s Law:
Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.

* Martin’s Extension:
Those who can’t teach, administer

* Belani’s Extrapolation:
Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.

* Lieberman’s Law:
Everbody lies; but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

* Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

* Van Herpen’s Law:
The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.

* Murphy’s Law of Government:
If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

* Bell’s Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

* Ruby’s Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

* Young’s Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake.

* Kin Hubbard:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else

* One Anonymous Great Seer’s Law :
Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

Few more Laws :

Everyone knows Murphy’s Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will…"

Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Lowery’s Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway

Beach’s Law: Interchangeable parts aren’t.

William’s Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.

Lane’s Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in short supply.

Cannon’s Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Norman Einstein’s Law: If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.

Col. Murphy’s Law of Combat: Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder!

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