Love and Time

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Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived:
Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One
day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all
constructed boats and left. Except for Love.

Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last
possible moment.

When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said,
"Richness, can you take me with you?"
Richness answered, "No, I can’t. There is a lot of gold and silver in my
boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel.
"Vanity, please help me!"
"I can’t help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity

Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you."
"Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even
hear when Love called her.

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you." It was an elder.
So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were
going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing
how much was owed the elder,

Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?"
"It was Time," Knowledge answered.
"Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?"

Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is
capable of understanding how valuable Love is."

With Love,

21st century Deewar

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This is 21st century Deewar with two brothers Ravi (Shashi Kapoor) and
Vijay (Amitabh Bachchan) who are programmers. They are clashing because
Vijay is into using computer resources for downloading illegal software and
software piracy, and Ravi has been assigned task by system administration,
of clearing system of such evils.
He is writing a program to identify and weed out such net-hackers. So this is the fight between Ravi’s ethics and Vijay’s philosophy. Vijay logs in and starts chatting with Ravi who is already logged in.

Amitabh – Shukar hai aaj tum bug fix nahi kar rahe ho. Muze login karane
mein der to nahi hui.

Shashi- Koi bat nahi, netscape chalanewale hamesha slow hi kam karate

Amitabh – Mai jo kuch kahana chahata hun usake pahale puch lun, ki muze
sunanewala kaun hai ek bhai, ya system administrator.

Shashi- Jabtak ek bhai programming kar raha hai, ek bhai sun raha hai.
Jab mpegs play karega, ek system administrator sunega.

Amitabh- Ravi tumhe malum nahi, ki programmers ko tumne apna dushman
bana liya hai. Aaj to maine unko virus spread karanese rok liya, par shayad
kal na rok saku. Tum documentation mein transfer lelo Ravi.

Shashi- Nethacker bhai ka login karke bol raha hai.

Amitabh- Lagata hai wo jo partition hum dono ke disk mein hai, wo is pc ke
hard disk se bahot bada hai. Ravi tumhe malum nahi jo program tum likh
rahe ho, uska unjaam kya ho sakata hai.

Shashi- Jo program mein likh raha hun, wo hang bhi ho sakata hai par jo
program tum chala rahe ho uska unjaam sirf core dump hi hai mere bhai.

Amitabh- Main to mera code run kar chuka hun, par tumhare paas to abhi
bahot memory hai. Yahan aur bhi companies hai, tum udhar kyoun nahi chale

Shashi- Nahi, mere usool, mere adarsh muze iski ijazat nahi de sakate.

Amitabh- Oof!!!! tumhare usool, tumhare adarsh.!!!! ! kis kam ke hai
tumhare usool. Tumhare tamam usulon ko computer mein dalkar do line ka code
nahi likha ja sakata ravi.
Jin adarshon pe chalkar tum apne programs likh rahe ho kya diya hai tumko un adarsho ne. Ek do KB ka ram, 1MB ka 286 PC, ek do kaudi ka pager. Hum dono ne is pc se programming chalu ki aur tum kaha rah gaye, aur main kahan aaa gaya. Aaj mere paas mpegs hai, Avi hai, jpegs hai, aur to aur Apple IMAC hai….. tumhare paas kya hai .

Shashi- Mere paas Root Password hai, bhaaaaaai ….

You r a crowd !

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 You are a crowd, a multitude.
Just you have to look more closely, more deeply,
and you will find many people within you.
And they all pretend at times to be you.

New Year’s resolution

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If one were to make only one New Year’s resolution, what would you suggest?

This and only this can be the New Year’s resolution: I resolve never to make any resolutions because all resolutions are restrictions for the future. All resolutions are imprisonments.
You decide today for tomorrow? You have destroyed tomorrow. Allow the tomorrow to have its own being. Let it come in its own way! Let it bring its own gifts.
Resolution means you will allow only this and you will not allow that. Resolution means you would like the sun to rise in the west and not in the east. If it rises in the east, you will not open your windows; you will keep your windows open to the west.
What is resolution? Resolution is struggle. Resolution is ego. Resolution is saying, "I cannot live spontaneously." And if you cannot live spontaneously, you don’t live at all — you only pretend.
So let only one resolution be there: I will never make any resolutions. Drop all resolutions! Let life be a natural spontaneity.
The only golden rule is that there are no golden rules.”