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  Desire has not to be destroyed, it has to be purified.
       Desire has not to be dropped, it has to be transformed. 
 Your very being is desire; to be against it is to be against yourself and to be against all.

Long week

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It was a long holiday.

I had my MCM exam but due to the lack of seriousness, I appeared for only two papers.

But relaxed for the whole week.

Its very boring to be at home.

I cancelled my last day’s leave and headed towards the office. Felt relaxed after checking the mails, browsing thru internet and attending phone calls. Opened the WSAD and started coding.

Life without work is really boring, or may be I think like this because I’m addicted to it.

Mithila was here in Pune. Met her in the morning of 14th. It was a lovely morning. Spent nearly an hour with her. We were seating on the stairs of HSBC ka ATM near Inox.

Next day we got a chance to meet again for a movie, at Inox again. She left yesterday.

My daily routine has started as usual. Bugs, fixes, mails, coffee breaks, faltu calls, stck market and so on.

Some deadly compliments you always wanna use


1 Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

2 Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

4. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

5. At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face!

6. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.

7. Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!

8. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!

11. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!

14. Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

15. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!

19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought-it’s unfamiliar territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

27. How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it’s empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look?

31. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

32. I can’t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?

33. I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.

34. I don’t know who you are, but whatever you are, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

37. I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!

38. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?

40. I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!

41. I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

42. I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

We are now 1000 !!

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Today we had our 1000th employee!
HSBC is growing very fast. I still remember the day when i came here..
It was the first day if this building too.
We were hardly 250-300 that time.
But now, my team has growen up to 60.

We had a small ceremony in the lawn where 1st & the 1000th employee cut the cake.
We released red n white baloons in the sky.
It was nice.

Apart from that, the day was very packed since morning.
We had another build today.

Planning for a movie tonight.
Will try to spen the week-end in studying.
Lets see how it goes.